survey
WHAT TIME DID YOU START THIS
10:25am
PEOPLE CALL YOU
James, Jamie, Jame-o, Sweetie, Grandpa James…
HAIR LENGTH/STYLE
Way too long.
WHICH PARENT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?
I look a lot like my mom, but I move exactly like my dad.
DO YOU LIKE SCHOOL?
A lot of the time, yes.
FAVORITE TEACHER(S)? WHY?
Rick Mangnall, because he tells stupid students that they are stupid.
Jim Stanaway, because he’s just a cool, flawed guy and I like that he’s open about both his sides.
LEAST FAVORITE TEACHER(S)? WHY?
Mrs. Westbrook and Mrs. Dow, because they sucked a lot of the life out of me when I was really young.
WHO DO YOU MISS?
Everyone right now. I’m home alone.
WHO DO YOU LOVE?
My wife, my parents, my family, Abby’s family (which I suppose is my family), two or three friends.
ARE YOU SINGLE?
I’m very much part of a team.
IF NOT- WHO IS UR B/F OR G/F
My W/F is Abby. She’s my wife. I like that there is a specific name given to what she is in my life. I like that “the wife” is so not a negative statement in my life.
IF YOU ARE - WHO ARE YOU CRUSHING ON?
I’m not, but I’m still crushing on Abby.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN CRUSHING ON THEM OR GOING OUT WITH
I’ve been with Abby for 2 ½ years.
DESCRIBE THAT PERSON
Pretty, funny, crafty, intense and beautiful.
FIRST CRUSH?
Samantha Green, kindergarden.
ARE YOU SMART?
My mom told me so this morning.
ARE YOU A DORK?
No, and I’m sick of this “dork is cool” thing. I live in Portland. All the outcast kids who think that everyone in the world is dumb move here to reach their full cool kid potential with all the other rejects. Points: 1.) If every single group of people in school hated you, and you thought it was because you were either too smart or too cool for them, you’re wrong. You were just dumb and not likable. You were self-important or a crybaby or something that made you completely unable to socialize with any group. 2.) Moving to Portland and being soooooo blank does not make you cool. You’re not a “bike punk” or activist, or whatever! You are the dork that everyone hated, and all your dork friends in Portland hate you already. Your mom hates you. That’s your life, now please accept this and stop talking forever.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE SAID THEY LOVED YOU? WHO SAID IT?
My mom said it this morning when she woke me up with a phone call.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE CALLED YOU SEXY? WHO ?
Abby is almost certainly the only person who has ever told me that. She knows how to make a guy feel special.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE CALLED YOU A BITCH OR ASSHOLE? WHO?
I’m thinking Abby? Maybe someone behind my back at work? It doesn’t happen to my face that often, but I’m pretty sure I made someone cry at work, so maybe then.
FAVORITE DRINK?
Coffee, water or wiskey.
FAVORITE TYPE OF FOOD?
Burritos. For sure burritos. The perfect food.
FAVORITE TV SHOW?
The Office and Family Guy. Yes, I get two shows on a one show question.
FAVORITE ACTOR/ACTRESS?
I don’t know anymore. I don’t like to think of them as real people.
DO YOU REGRET ANYTHING YOU'VE DONE?
Any time I ever lied to anyone. Lying is never worth it. Mom, Dad I got at least two report cards for every one you saw.
WHAT WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE YOU'VE MADE?
I can’t imagine doing anything different. It seems like everything I’ve done was exactly the option I had. But then again, I feel like I could have gotten myself to move away a long time ago. I guess my mistakes are all underestimating myself and collectively those things are my biggest mistake.
WHAT WAS THE MEANEST THING SOMEONE HAS DONE TO YOU? WHO WAS IT?
I probably blocked all that out. I remember being so depressed when I was like 11, so I’m guessing the meanest thing would have to be around that time.
WHAT WAS THE SWEETEST THING SOMEONE HAS DONE TO YOU? WHO WAS IT?
When Abby and I were first dating, she bought me Cursive’s Burst and Bloom Ep and wrote a really nice note.
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Being Abby.
PERSONALITY OR LOOKS?
I don’t know.
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Wire “Chairs Missing.”
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU WATCHED ON TV?
The news, about rape and meth just like every other newscast in Portland. It’s like, Rapes, Meth, Weather, Sports, Rose Festival, feature story about meth and then a house fire that might be meth related.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Packaged pasta dish and a tortilla.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Coffee!
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT?
no.
DO OTHER PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE HOT?
Abby says so. No one else does.
WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?
Woke up to my mom’s call. Made coffee. Checked up on the piano man. Called Dustin to tell him about our drummer, read a couple of these surveys, got a call from Abby….
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SWAM?
Jacob Brown’s house, summer ’02?
WHO ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE?
Abby and Me, that’s reality.
SIBLINGS?
Sometimes I wish (see “day off” post).
DO YOU LIKE TO TAKE PICTURES OF YOURSELF?
no!
DO YOU LIKE TO TAKE PICTURES OF OTHER PEOPLE?
That’s so nerve racking!
CAN YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGES? WHAT LANGUAGES?
Very little Spanish, less French.
WOULD YOU EVER GET COSMETIC SURGERY?
I might fix my overbite.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Only if I try really hard.
WOULD YOU EVER GO SKYDIVING?
Yes, yes I would.
HOW ABOUT BUNGEE JUMPING?
If I was all Gen X and lame.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON TV?
Maybe???????
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE?
I don’t care to see certain angle of myself.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Happy. (happy still, I listen to the smiths, but I’m not that sad.)
WHERE DO YOU IMAGINE YOURSELF BEING IN 10 YEARS?
California, or Europe. Not Mongolia.,
DO YOU WANT A FAMILY?
Yes, but it scares the crap out of me.
DO YOU THINK YOU'LL BE A GOOD MOM/DAD?
That’s what I’m afraid of.
ARE YOU PATIENT?
Not really.
CARING?
Less and less all the time.
MEAN?
No.
NICE?
No.
SHY?
Shyness stops you from doing all the things you really want to. This is actually true. Never be shy!
CRAZY?
Well… when things start getting really good in my life, I do something amazingly stupid for no good reason, so I’m guessing yes.
WHAT DO YOU ENJOY DOING?
Playing epic assed music. Waking up to Abby. Listening to Abby’s running commentary on EVERYTHING.
DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A HEALTH FREAK?
No.
DO YOU WATCH WHAT YOU EAT?
Yes.
DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Used to. They are really not good with the follow through.
WHAT TIME DO YOU USUALLY WAKE UP?
4:30, 7:00 or 9:00.
GO TO SLEEP?
10:00 or 11:00
WHAT DO YOU HEAR RIGHT NOW?
Wire, my nose weezing.
WHAT DO YOU SEE RIGHT NOW?
Coffee cup, monitor, red light on speaker, hands, feet, lazer printer.
WHAT DO YOU TASTE RIGHT NOW?
Coffee breath.
IS YOUR HAIR UP OR DOWN?
Up and down.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR NAILS?
Pink.
DO YOU HAVE ANY MAKE UP ON?
I should put on some friggin’ foundation.
HOW MANY GUYS HAVE YOU KISSED?
Zero.
DO YOU LIKE HUGS?
yup.
WHO GIVES THE BEST HUGS?
Abby, of course.
DO YOU HAVE AN ONLINE JOURNAL?
is this a journal?
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?
Shower, drive downtown.
WHY DID YOU DO THIS SURVEY?
Because I want to eeek into Dustin’s life, because I miss him.
WHAT TIME DID YOU FINSIH THIS?
11:12.
10:25am
PEOPLE CALL YOU
James, Jamie, Jame-o, Sweetie, Grandpa James…
HAIR LENGTH/STYLE
Way too long.
WHICH PARENT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?
I look a lot like my mom, but I move exactly like my dad.
DO YOU LIKE SCHOOL?
A lot of the time, yes.
FAVORITE TEACHER(S)? WHY?
Rick Mangnall, because he tells stupid students that they are stupid.
Jim Stanaway, because he’s just a cool, flawed guy and I like that he’s open about both his sides.
LEAST FAVORITE TEACHER(S)? WHY?
Mrs. Westbrook and Mrs. Dow, because they sucked a lot of the life out of me when I was really young.
WHO DO YOU MISS?
Everyone right now. I’m home alone.
WHO DO YOU LOVE?
My wife, my parents, my family, Abby’s family (which I suppose is my family), two or three friends.
ARE YOU SINGLE?
I’m very much part of a team.
IF NOT- WHO IS UR B/F OR G/F
My W/F is Abby. She’s my wife. I like that there is a specific name given to what she is in my life. I like that “the wife” is so not a negative statement in my life.
IF YOU ARE - WHO ARE YOU CRUSHING ON?
I’m not, but I’m still crushing on Abby.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN CRUSHING ON THEM OR GOING OUT WITH
I’ve been with Abby for 2 ½ years.
DESCRIBE THAT PERSON
Pretty, funny, crafty, intense and beautiful.
FIRST CRUSH?
Samantha Green, kindergarden.
ARE YOU SMART?
My mom told me so this morning.
ARE YOU A DORK?
No, and I’m sick of this “dork is cool” thing. I live in Portland. All the outcast kids who think that everyone in the world is dumb move here to reach their full cool kid potential with all the other rejects. Points: 1.) If every single group of people in school hated you, and you thought it was because you were either too smart or too cool for them, you’re wrong. You were just dumb and not likable. You were self-important or a crybaby or something that made you completely unable to socialize with any group. 2.) Moving to Portland and being soooooo blank does not make you cool. You’re not a “bike punk” or activist, or whatever! You are the dork that everyone hated, and all your dork friends in Portland hate you already. Your mom hates you. That’s your life, now please accept this and stop talking forever.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE SAID THEY LOVED YOU? WHO SAID IT?
My mom said it this morning when she woke me up with a phone call.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE CALLED YOU SEXY? WHO ?
Abby is almost certainly the only person who has ever told me that. She knows how to make a guy feel special.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE CALLED YOU A BITCH OR ASSHOLE? WHO?
I’m thinking Abby? Maybe someone behind my back at work? It doesn’t happen to my face that often, but I’m pretty sure I made someone cry at work, so maybe then.
FAVORITE DRINK?
Coffee, water or wiskey.
FAVORITE TYPE OF FOOD?
Burritos. For sure burritos. The perfect food.
FAVORITE TV SHOW?
The Office and Family Guy. Yes, I get two shows on a one show question.
FAVORITE ACTOR/ACTRESS?
I don’t know anymore. I don’t like to think of them as real people.
DO YOU REGRET ANYTHING YOU'VE DONE?
Any time I ever lied to anyone. Lying is never worth it. Mom, Dad I got at least two report cards for every one you saw.
WHAT WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE YOU'VE MADE?
I can’t imagine doing anything different. It seems like everything I’ve done was exactly the option I had. But then again, I feel like I could have gotten myself to move away a long time ago. I guess my mistakes are all underestimating myself and collectively those things are my biggest mistake.
WHAT WAS THE MEANEST THING SOMEONE HAS DONE TO YOU? WHO WAS IT?
I probably blocked all that out. I remember being so depressed when I was like 11, so I’m guessing the meanest thing would have to be around that time.
WHAT WAS THE SWEETEST THING SOMEONE HAS DONE TO YOU? WHO WAS IT?
When Abby and I were first dating, she bought me Cursive’s Burst and Bloom Ep and wrote a really nice note.
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Being Abby.
PERSONALITY OR LOOKS?
I don’t know.
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Wire “Chairs Missing.”
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU WATCHED ON TV?
The news, about rape and meth just like every other newscast in Portland. It’s like, Rapes, Meth, Weather, Sports, Rose Festival, feature story about meth and then a house fire that might be meth related.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Packaged pasta dish and a tortilla.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Coffee!
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT?
no.
DO OTHER PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE HOT?
Abby says so. No one else does.
WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?
Woke up to my mom’s call. Made coffee. Checked up on the piano man. Called Dustin to tell him about our drummer, read a couple of these surveys, got a call from Abby….
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SWAM?
Jacob Brown’s house, summer ’02?
WHO ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE?
Abby and Me, that’s reality.
SIBLINGS?
Sometimes I wish (see “day off” post).
DO YOU LIKE TO TAKE PICTURES OF YOURSELF?
no!
DO YOU LIKE TO TAKE PICTURES OF OTHER PEOPLE?
That’s so nerve racking!
CAN YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGES? WHAT LANGUAGES?
Very little Spanish, less French.
WOULD YOU EVER GET COSMETIC SURGERY?
I might fix my overbite.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Only if I try really hard.
WOULD YOU EVER GO SKYDIVING?
Yes, yes I would.
HOW ABOUT BUNGEE JUMPING?
If I was all Gen X and lame.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON TV?
Maybe???????
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE?
I don’t care to see certain angle of myself.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Happy. (happy still, I listen to the smiths, but I’m not that sad.)
WHERE DO YOU IMAGINE YOURSELF BEING IN 10 YEARS?
California, or Europe. Not Mongolia.,
DO YOU WANT A FAMILY?
Yes, but it scares the crap out of me.
DO YOU THINK YOU'LL BE A GOOD MOM/DAD?
That’s what I’m afraid of.
ARE YOU PATIENT?
Not really.
CARING?
Less and less all the time.
MEAN?
No.
NICE?
No.
SHY?
Shyness stops you from doing all the things you really want to. This is actually true. Never be shy!
CRAZY?
Well… when things start getting really good in my life, I do something amazingly stupid for no good reason, so I’m guessing yes.
WHAT DO YOU ENJOY DOING?
Playing epic assed music. Waking up to Abby. Listening to Abby’s running commentary on EVERYTHING.
DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A HEALTH FREAK?
No.
DO YOU WATCH WHAT YOU EAT?
Yes.
DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Used to. They are really not good with the follow through.
WHAT TIME DO YOU USUALLY WAKE UP?
4:30, 7:00 or 9:00.
GO TO SLEEP?
10:00 or 11:00
WHAT DO YOU HEAR RIGHT NOW?
Wire, my nose weezing.
WHAT DO YOU SEE RIGHT NOW?
Coffee cup, monitor, red light on speaker, hands, feet, lazer printer.
WHAT DO YOU TASTE RIGHT NOW?
Coffee breath.
IS YOUR HAIR UP OR DOWN?
Up and down.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR NAILS?
Pink.
DO YOU HAVE ANY MAKE UP ON?
I should put on some friggin’ foundation.
HOW MANY GUYS HAVE YOU KISSED?
Zero.
DO YOU LIKE HUGS?
yup.
WHO GIVES THE BEST HUGS?
Abby, of course.
DO YOU HAVE AN ONLINE JOURNAL?
is this a journal?
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?
Shower, drive downtown.
WHY DID YOU DO THIS SURVEY?
Because I want to eeek into Dustin’s life, because I miss him.
WHAT TIME DID YOU FINSIH THIS?
11:12.
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